I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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