The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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