She is in my trunk
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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