you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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