what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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