Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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