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awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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