i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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