At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
