can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you