the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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