We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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Less talking, more tequila
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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