It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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