Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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