He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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