You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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