Banned from zoo.
Again?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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