How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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