You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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