at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Found the puke drawer
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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