Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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