Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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