Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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