yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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