i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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