So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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