I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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