This is not my ceiling
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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