So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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