Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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