Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.