yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.