this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Holy sore nipples Batman
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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