I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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