Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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