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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you

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• (559): View more from California

  Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Why is there puke in my guitar?

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  Because you puked in your guitar.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.

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