If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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