Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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