either way he was missing a nipple.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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