your thong is hanging out like whoa
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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