"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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