i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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