dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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