Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
wow bdsm is so cute
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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