So drunk, too bad you don't want this
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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