Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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