How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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