No subtext here. People are naked.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Randomize
