Sry I called you an 8
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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