TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I wear drunk well.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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