i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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