Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
she smelled like a LAN party
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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