it's great music for shaving your balls
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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