it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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