Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
The best revenge is premature balding
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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