There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My vagina is officially offended.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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