i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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