return my video game
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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