fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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